- Aubrey was getting worked up about something that wasn't a big deal. I said, "Aubrey, you need to chill out a little bit." She said, "No! I not chillin' out...I moody!"
- One day Aubrey was throwing a fit about getting her hair done, so she ran downstairs and got some candy out of the pantry. She handed it to me and said "this will make me stop crying."
- One morning Aubrey woke up a lot earlier than normal, and I was still tires, so I turned on a tv show and tried to go back to sleep while she watched it. Then she saw some candies on the night stand. She asked for one, then another, and another, and finally I got frustrated and said, "I'm trying to sleep!" Without any hesitation, she quickly snapped back, "I'm trying to EAT!"
- One morning Aubrey woke up with really bad breath. I said, "Aubrey, your teeth are dirty." She got all defensive and said, "it's not my fault, Mom...it's not my fault!" I didn't know she knew the meaning of not my fault. Apparently she does. :)
- The other day Aubrey said , "Yoo-hoo...are you there?" I thought, "since when do you say "yoo-hoo" Aubrey? Funny kid.
- A couple days ago I asked Aubrey who is running for president:
Aubrey: "Uh...Auby's wunnin fo pez-o-went."
Mel: "who else?"
Aubrey: "Oh right...John A-Cain and Rock O-Bama!"
- Aubrey asked me "What are you doin' Mommy?" "Are you hangin' out?"
- Yesterday Aubrey's tummy growled. Her eyes got really big and she gasped and said, "I had a baby in my tummy!!!"
- Aubrey went to the water park at Lagoon (Lagoona Beach).
Dad said, "Aubrey, where did you go today?"
Aubrey: "Uh... Goon-in-a-peach!"